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Joke of the Day

"Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving."

"What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder"

"What's the most common way to trigger a feminist? Right away."

"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"

"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."

"""I'm gonna get a tattoo that says 'Helvetica', written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her."""

"A Hardcore atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which? They tell you."

"Jesus: and when there was but 1 set of footprints, there I carried u Me: (checks fitbit) ok, phew, it counted the steps, I still got credit"

"Ew, I bet people who call people hipsters as an insult don't even have a favorite kombucha flavor"

"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"