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Joke of the Day

"How to change a baby: 1. Swap it out with a Labrador pup when no one's looking"

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"Happy Fathers Day to all you mother fuckers!"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"

"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."

"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."

"Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's cheesy."

"Whenever I go for a jog and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death."

"To avoid another embarrassing moment like when I was stood up on prom night, I always keep at least 1 penguin around."

"Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again."