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Joke of the Day

"Every time Guy Fieri forgets to call it ""Hotlanta"" Chester Cheetah magically appears to remove one flame from his shirt."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."

"What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter? A rashtag."

"A baby seal walks into a bar No, wait. A baby seal walks into a club."

"Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border? To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds."

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"

"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"

"What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!"

"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."

"Boss: Where were you born? ME: MERICA Boss: which part? ME: What 'which part'? The whole body was born in MERICA."