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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer? Nothing."
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"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""