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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."

"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"

"How do you take a selfie with a goat?"

"I am one of the best fortune tellers in the world. My predictions are accurate 99.9999% of the time. I can predict your future fortune right now. You won't be winning the lottery anytime soon."

"Your son has been suspended ""for what?"" He hit a kid who was picking on another child ""so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"""

"What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."

"They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it."

"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."