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Joke of the Day

"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"

"Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure"

"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"""Oh you're excited about something? I'll make sure that it doesn't happen."" - Life"

"A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?"". The pirate replies,""arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts""."

"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"

"Give me a screwdriver Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey. Start of a sexual harrassment case for Britney Spears."

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers."

"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."

"Today marks 365 days of sobriety. 364 more to go"