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Joke of the Day

"If you don't have a bucket list, then put ""make bucket list"" on your ""To Do"" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?"

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"I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego."
"What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces"
"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"
"What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit? edit: nevermind..."
"Complete Guide to Understand Women ..............................."
"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."
"If your mule ate my prize winning bird, what would you have? My 3 foot cock in your ass!"
"You ever feel like you just don't really understand anything, and then your hands turn into flippers and you realize you're a dolphin?"
"If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?"