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Joke of the Day
"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."
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"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."
"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"
"In person it's lying, but in texting, you can just call it a typo."
"How many times does 43 go into 9? The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*."
"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."
"I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay He said ""I ain't no snitch!""."
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws-able deniability."
"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."