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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"
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"Dear diarrhea, You're a piece of never-ending shit."
"Why would a dead girl lie? Because she can't stand up."
"Why its called 'having your period' and not 'rolling out the red carpet ' I'll never know."
"According to chemists, alcohol IS a solution..."
"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."
"A termite walks into a bar Steps up to the counter, knocks on it and asks ""Is the bartender here?""."
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."
"I saw some nudity on TV last night... I just sat there shaking my fist. I was furious."
"I like my coffee like i like my movies... Black to the Future."