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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say to the wench before sex? Prepare to be boarded."
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"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."
"TIL There is a man who is afraid of negative numbers He would stop at nothing to avoid them."
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"Ladies, love yourself first or nobody will @MaleHonesty86"
"Are you free on saturday? Of course im free im AMERICAN!"
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!!"
"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""
"What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house? The roof."