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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."

"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"

"How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label."

"What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four."

"I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs."

"*seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick ""I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."""

"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"

"[getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid ""Well which one is it?"""

"What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur? Her clitosaurus..."