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Joke of the Day

"23 ""Amazing"" Photos That Will Make You Cry Because You're Emotionally Repressed And Have Been Waiting For An Excuse To Cry"

"What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon? Tennish."

"Life's like my dick Hard and too short"

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"

"My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers"", he told me."

"I bet the worst part about kidnapping someone is knowing they are just sitting there in your trunk, judging your choice in music."

"If I have 3 cakes and I eat 2, what do I have? diabetes.... I'll see myself out"

"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra... and says ""I'll order three beers."""

"A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says... ... ""Fine. Suit yourself."""