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Joke of the Day

"My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook"

"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"

"My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that."

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."

"Have you seen that new documentary about constipation? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet.."

"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black and arrest the lightbulb for being broke."

"""Hey does it smell like I took a shit?"" ah, sulfur so good."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."