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Joke of the Day
"If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... Shes's probably too old for you."
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"In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???"
"Who corrects Santa's grammar? A subordinate Clause."
"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."
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"How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin? By looking over your shoulder."
"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
"When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like ""I'm lactose intolerant."""
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"Did you know a cat can jump higher than a house? This is due to the fact that cats have very powerful hind legs and that houses can't jump."