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"I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring."
"[at interview] ""ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"" umm ""..."" subwoofer? ""welcome to the navy seals"""
"Star Wars Joke Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel May the whores be with you"
"""I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!"" - Donkey Kong creators"
"Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean."
"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""
"My friend said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I killed his mom with a coconut."
"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."