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Joke of the Day
"Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.."
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"Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting."
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"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."
"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
"My girlfriend asked me what world of Warcraft and league of legends are. Wow, lol."
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"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma!"