91449
Joke of the Day
"Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.."
Next Joke
"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"
"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."
"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."
"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"
"Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. ""A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"""
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."
"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"