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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday"

"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"

"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."

"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"

"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"

"Puns about women are not funny. Period."

"Attributed to Mr Rogers... ...supposedly told by him to a FOAF on his first day on the job as a cameraman on Mr Rogers Neighborhood. Knock knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? No, fuck WHOM."

"What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence"

"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."

"Broken pencils are pointless."