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Joke of the Day

"Attributed to Mr Rogers... ...supposedly told by him to a FOAF on his first day on the job as a cameraman on Mr Rogers Neighborhood. Knock knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? No, fuck WHOM."

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"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"
"I hate when people people ask me what I'm doing in 5 years I mean like, come on guys I don't have 20/20 vision."
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"
"""...until death do us part."" *looks at minister* ""What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"""
"My hand is stuck in a jar of salsa right now. I'm just gonna leave it in there. This is who I am now. I'm tired of fighting."
"Why don't kids like cheesy jokes? ... they're too mature for their taste"
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit? Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"