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Joke of the Day

"CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you..."

"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."

"When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber."

"He fucked his dad When mom found out she wanted to join. She wanted to do some kinky things with urination ""Pee on our boy"" The son didn't want to Oedipus"

"I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind"

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common? Rufi-ooooooo!"

"If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you."

"If I'm on a date and can't think of anything to say I just make it look like I'm busy trying to figure out what a smell on my fingers is"

"What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!"