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Joke of the Day

"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies? If he was, did they call him the pounding father?"

"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."

"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities"

"Found out i was colourblind the other day.. Hit me right out of the purple"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool."

"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."