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Joke of the Day

"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have large, flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"I recently purchased a teddy bear for 10 And named it Mohammed, then sold it for 20. My question is.....have I made a Prophet?"

"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"

"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"

"Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot."

"Han solo vs Redditor Han: NEVER tell the odds! Redditor: I don't even."

"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"

"Kids are like farts. You can just about stand your own."

"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("