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Joke of the Day
"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"
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"Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris."
"I asked a female moderator why I couldn't post images on r/jokes... ""I have a boyfriend!"""
"Why does Jesus suck at Call of Duty? Because it takes him 3 days to respawn."
"The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work."
"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
"There is nothing wrong with drinking while pregnant... ...my wife drank through all five months of her pregnancy."
"*catches frisbee* ""this is the kinda thing I mean when I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"""
"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."
"Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable."