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Joke of the Day
"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"
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"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."
"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."
"What do you call a magic owl? HOOdini"
"Culturally no one in alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one alaskan replied, ""We try, but its hard to break the ice."""
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."
"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourettes Society. It's the thought that cunts!"
"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."
"I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in."
"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"