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Joke of the Day

"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the shit out of people with an electric toothbrush."

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"Purely a Fable One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day."

"What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!"

"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."

"I'm trying to think of a good joke about star wars But they all seem too forced"

"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."

"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""

"Which side of the goose has the most feathers? The outside"