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Joke of the Day

"How do you console somebody with bad grammar skills? There, their, they're."

"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."

"Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace."

"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of wearing a condom."

"I bet all three Pigs had a great education, but the Pig that lived in the straw house probably had a ponytail and a neck tattoo."

"What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline ""PLAGIARISM"" have in common? THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway there."

"I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined"

"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."

"Should I Get In Trouble For Something I Didn't Do... Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No of course not! Student: Oh, OK great. I didn't do my homework..."