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Joke of the Day
"Voldemort: So I just have to lie? Pinocchio: Yep"
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"my penis was being a dick so..... i told him to grow up"
"How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words? Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know."
"How do you tell off a toilet? Tell them to eat shit."
"I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks ""I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it."" - Mr. Manager Cordially, Mrs. Team Lead"
"Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door."
"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."
"Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial"
"What is Chuck Norris' ""best karate move""? Pork Chop!"
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. At least they drive slowly around playgrounds."