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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."

"How is pussy like veal? It tastes sweeter the younger it is."

"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."

"My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down."

"People used to laugh at me when I said ""I want to be a comedian."" Well, nobody's laughing now."

"What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach"

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""

"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"

"Why can't you have two Apple watches? Because then it would be a pair (pear)!"

"I bought an electric pen the other day ...but my handwriting's still shocking"