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Joke of the Day

"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"

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"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""
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"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."
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"Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny? Because it's a co-median ^_^"
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)"