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Joke of the Day

"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"

"I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine. I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor."

"Other Trump supporters might be racist, but I'm not. My girlfriend's black. But only the area around her eyes where I punch her."

"It's so good for USA that Barack Obama is running the country Black people are good at running."

"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. (revised) Just joking they're both locked in my basement with their mouths gagged while I collect their social security checks."

"I tried to kill a spider by drowning it in douche and now it keeps picking fights with me on social media"

"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"

"What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o."

"Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean."""