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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"
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"Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !"
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
"Someone is selling a rot iron table on Craigslist ..wonder If they would trade for a dictionary"
"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"
"One injured in Greyhound rollover in Texas. But the rest of the puppies are fine."
"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak"
"A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped."