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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
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"How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea..."
"I dont always roll a joint... But when I do its my ankle."
"What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students? You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!"
"I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean A dell must be rolling in the deep"
"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."
"The best way to eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."
"do you know why its called pms? 'Cause mad cow was taken"
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"[on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim"