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Joke of the Day
"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""
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"My garden shed door keeps opening and closing. Is it the wind? Yes. Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes."
"two muffins were in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""its hot in here "" the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says "" holy shit a talking muffin"""
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."
"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get ate more."
"Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na."
"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"
"I think the easiest way to get a woman to sleep with you is to have her in bed with you when she's very tired."
"Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much? Unlimited fresh naans!"