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Joke of the Day
"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"
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"If you only speak one language you have no excuse to suck at it."
"So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)"
"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"
"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."
"Why should you never rendezvous with a pack of wolves? Because they are *meet eaters!*"
"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
"Your cough turns me on ""That's sick."""
"When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome."
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know probably more than eight, my basement is still dark."