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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim? Death threats."

"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"

"the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me"

"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."

"Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?"

"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"

"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."

"It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral"

"There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them."