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Joke of the Day

"What kind of fun does a priest have? None."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip."

"Somebody told me I need to give my new Smart Car a name. So I called it 'Octomom' because even though I can technically fit 8 people in there, it doesn't mean it's a good idea."

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"I'm a passive aggressive driver. I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one."

"I blow, but I don't swallow. I whip, but don't do chains. Some watch me and feel proud, while others feel ashamed. What am I? I am a flag."

"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!"

"Where do you find a one legged dog? NSFW Wherever you fucking left him"