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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"
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"Where do poor meatballs live? In the Spaghetto. (I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)"
"""Don't get any ideas."" - Worn out light bulb"
"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""
"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"
"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
"I put a crippled guy above my infants crib He was a-mobile"
"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."
"To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!"