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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about getting head from an infant? Watching the soft spot move."

"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."

"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"

"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"

"A squirrel walks into a bar high on shrooms.... ...He looks at everybody and shouts: ""YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!"""

"Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that."

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."

"Q: Why are horses poor dancers? A: They have two left feet."

"How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak? You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them."