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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are horses poor dancers? A: They have two left feet."
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"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."
"A hooker has sex with a leper... he said ""keep the tip."""
"ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog. BOSS: What's updog? ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap."
"Why did the number one go to jail? 187"
"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled."
"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."
"I'm making a Band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we haven't gotten a gig yet."
"[Guy Joke] How is wearing crocs like being blown by a dude? It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay."