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Joke of the Day

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"The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO. While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together."

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."

"Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge."

"My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for Christmas... I said ""Why? It's cold as tits outside already!"""

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."

"I just went to the Air & Space museum. Boy do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room."

"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""