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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."
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"What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays"
"Parents: You are adopted. Son: You assholes! I want to see my real parents! Parents: We are your real parents. Pack your stuff, the car comes in one hour."
"*watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* Him: What are you doing? Me: Taking notes for when I fight a bear."
"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"
"Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring."
"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"
"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"
"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."
"Just got out of heart surgery with a surgeon who had tremors. I'm quite shaken up about it. Sorry if this is a repost."