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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."
"I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off."
"""We like our beer the way we like our violence..."" ""Domestic"" -Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar"
"What do you call a fat person who judges hippos? Hippo-critical."
"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"
"Why Trump will win the election? He will use his Trump-card."
"The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work."