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Joke of the Day

"It's cold outside... Come inside, sit in the corner It's 90"

"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."

"When I get naked in the bathroom the shower usually gets turned on."

"I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex."

"I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent."

"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"

"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""

"Abortions occur when the Stork is flying over a ravine, gets tired of carrying things and says ""Fuck this."""

"I think I'm non-committal I mean I'm pretty sure, but, you know, who knows, really?"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ...could happen."