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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ...could happen."
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"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"
"My Mexican friend told me this one. Whats an owl say? Quien?"
"Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now."
"Dentists' offices only come in two layouts: ""open-floor concept Smarthome with a medical twist!"" or ""design attained perfection in 1964"""
"Donations Person: ""Please donate to the local swimming pool"" Me: *Gives a glass of water*"
"A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only saran warp... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see your nuts!"""
"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."
"When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide... We used the jumpers for goalposts."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women only want things that are 20% off."