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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."
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"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure salad"
"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
"I like my women like a like my coffee... With absolutely no pubic hair."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."
"When I was a kid, I would launch Hamsters and other small rodents in my model rockets. I called it the Gerbil Space Program."
"What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running? Nothing, it never happens."
"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."
"I think LGBT sounds too much like a sandwich."