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Joke of the Day

"Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick."

"What do you call two pears? A pair."

"I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles in a black dude's cornrows."

"I need to burn 644,098 calories at the gym today."

"Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights."

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"What do firemen and Eastern European prostitutes have in common? They both go down on poles."

"I woke up this morning and realised I didn't have to go to school today. I was so happy... then I remembered I'm an unemployed 43-year-old."

"Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo. He wanted to have a treesome."

"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer."