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Joke of the Day
"Wearing shades inside makes me look cool, right? *Trips over the cat*"
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"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."
"Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes..."
"What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers!"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""
"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."
"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."
"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"
"What's the difference between pudding pops and bill Cosbys dick? It's consensual when people eat pudding pops."
"[movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO"