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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"

"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."

"They didn't leave much room for new models when they called it the 'ULTRA-Sound'. ""Mr Sutherland, I'll book you in for a Sonic-Boom"""

"I lost my job... I got fired from my job at the M&M's factory yesterday for throwing away all the W's."

"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""

"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."

"Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes"

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""