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Joke of the Day
"I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with ""Why did you save my number?"""
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"What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of Angels And all women in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!"
"99.9% of people are idiots Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people"
"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"
"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Cross-fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone within two minutes"
"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."
"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."
"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"