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Joke of the Day

"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. ""Let's twist again like we did last summer...."""

"What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge."

"My boyfriend is the best cook With only two nuts, a sausage and some milk he can fill my stomach for 9 months."

"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."

"Phones these days are so expensive... If you fall and hear a crack, you hope you broke your leg."

"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"

"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."

"I have sixth sense, I see stupid people."

"Why did the boy think you hit menopause when you graduated high school? Because it was the end of all your periods."