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Joke of the Day
"I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it."
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"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money.... if you can prove that you don't need it."
"I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away."
"Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes."
"why can't you keep a jew in jail? they eat lox..."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"
"My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, ""I'm turning off the heating."""
"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"
"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."