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Joke of the Day
"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"
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"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""
"I had a big mix up at the store today. Apparently when the clerk said strip down facing me, she was referring to my credit card."
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence"
"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"
"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?"""
"An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job... No exact details were given to the public, but he was a high wanking officer"