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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"
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"Before Facebook and online dating, I seriously don't think I've ever seen a picture of a person in their bathroom."
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places"
"My friend did some graffiti with me He just tagged along."
"The Emperor's New Clothes"
"What do you call a white duck? A Quacker. Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself."
"A young pirate asks his old sea dog captain... .. why he wears a patch over one eye. The captain replies, ""Yarr, my parrot shat in me eye... And I wasn't used to me hook"""
"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."
"What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend"